iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

(via geocrystal)

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma, via out-ofthe-woods)

update: It was delicious

*breathes heavily* You DID put enough sauce in those noodles. You have the power to cook a delicious meal. And even if there is not enough sauce it will still be delicious and highly fixable. Your fiance is on his way with the extra cheese you probably didn’t even really need. You do not need to have a conniption. You can make dinner without. having. a. conniption. 

Anonymous:
There's a birthday present for you ay your mom's.

I know. I am trying to get to Karen and Neils work right now because they brought it there. Problem is I don’t know exactly where it is so that might be an issue until somebody tells me. :P

elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

(via ragamufffins)

Remeber When Gabrielle and Xena’s Love Freed Cecrops?

xenagivesmelife:

Cecrops, inspired by the couple, yells, “The love you have for Gabrielle, Xena — …. you’re right, it really is just that simple!”

From ‘The Lost Mariner’…

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via xenaslittlebitch)