iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma, via out-ofthe-woods)

update: It was delicious

*breathes heavily* You DID put enough sauce in those noodles. You have the power to cook a delicious meal. And even if there is not enough sauce it will still be delicious and highly fixable. Your fiance is on his way with the extra cheese you probably didn’t even really need. You do not need to have a conniption. You can make dinner without. having. a. conniption. 

elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

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